You might be a redneck if...
...you’ve ever been to a wedding reception at the Waffle House.
...Thanksgiving dinner was ruined because you ran out of ketchup.
...you think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.
...you prefer car keys to Q-tips.
...you’ve ever vacationed in a rest area.
...you think “Chablis” is the name of last month’s Playboy centerfold.
...you think “Ross Perot” is how your cousin Ross got out of jail early.
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