Psycho-Stalker-Babble... Sound familiar?

One night at a San Francisco Marina a woman named Olga spoke to a man who called himself Dimitri for about 2 minutes, then she gave him her business card with her phone number on it and said "call me." Dimitri then left the following two crazy messages:




According to the Hollywood Grind, this creep who called himself Dimitri, really is a creep. Toronto newspapers identified Dimitri as James Sears, who is a former doctor stripped of his medical license after he was criminally convicted of sexually assaulting female patients.

Being a true whacko Sears has a website called Dimitri the Lover, and he’s part of a group calling themselves Toronto Real Men, and they claim to be part of the "seduction community."

Whatever.

Hello McKitty!

It's about time! While Hello Kitty can be seen on almost anything and everything from jewelry to phones to TVs and waffle makers, the licensing whore can now be found in your McDonald's Happy Meal. Now through February 26th, you can get a cool watch.

My fave? Chococat!

Hilarious. No other way to describe.

This came to me on an unusually gray and rainy day here in SoCal.. Completely brightened my day. Thanks, 'S'!!!!!

Are you kidding me?

Recognize this person? Maybe not by the face, but how about the pose? It's Nastia Liukin!

The five-time Olympic medalist will be featured in the spring 2009 ad campaign for Max Azria. Wow. Just stunningly gorgeous.